I catch up with old "friends?!"

It's getting damned hard to get any privacy around here. Ghosts, maids, what have you. Well, at least this guy seems to be enjoying the show. Glad we could entertain him.

I'm going to have to get caught up on my neighborhood spying. I'm missing a lot. Hank Goddard has adjusted to his bachelor lifestyle with a vengeance. There's a steady stream of women in and out of that place lately. I swear to God, one comes out and the next goes in. What are you doing over there, Hank? I hope you're reading them their rights first.

Morgana Wolff was at the concert the other night with little Monika. They sure like to keep that poor kid out late. I don't know about Morgana. She always looks like she smells something bad.

Monika's a little sweetheart, but I wish to god her parents would let her hair grow so she'd look like a girl.

I ran into Wayne Garth, too. He greeted me warmly, but I didn't get a chance to catch up and ask how Tamara was, because all of a sudden the guy starts going off on me. He seems to blame me for the fact that Travis wasn't on his game, and they lost. Jesus Christ! I don't CHAIN the man to the bed. Get a grip.

I draw an interestingly diverse crowd, I've noticed. In case you were wondering, this is what NOT to wear.

I've had nothing good to say about Craig for a very long time now, as my blog readers know. But I still felt sick to my stomach when I heard he'd burned to death in a fire. That's harsh even for a two-faced cheating horny bastard. Yeah, I know. I should learn to say what I really think. Hah.

On the way home the other night, I spied Emma Hatch standing outside the Egon's house. For some reason, she had Cycl0n3's kid with her. Did I mention he actually married Demetria and had a kid? I thought he'd never get married.

She's an exceptionally beautiful child, judging from that quick glimpse. I wonder what she'll look like when she gets hair. I don't suppose I'll ever know, since her parents don't like me. Jerks. What is it about the men in my life? I swear to God, when Travis gets sick of me and decides to move on, he better not be a tool about it, that's all I've got to say.

I haven't spent much time with the Egons lately, but I got to see some recent snapshots of the kids. Kristi, the oldest, is growing up to be quite beautiful. She looks a lot like her mom except for the patented Egon Nose. Look at that expression, though. Jeez, I hope she hasn't inherited her mom's disposition. Maybe it was just one of those bad snapshots. Little Darma's beautiful too, but I think she looks more like her dad.

 

I was having party withdrawal, so we invited a few friends for a little get-together at the beach. Just a few teammates of Travis's, at least the ones he likes. It was good to see Tamara and Wayne (in a good mood) again, and I got to find out why I haven't seen Tamara around much. She doesn't live with Wayne any more. She and Ran are an item now. I think I introduced them. Awesome! Go me! She's moved in with him and his roommate, Staci Boothe, who once had a fling with Wayne. It's all very Young and the Restless. I need a flow chart.

It was a pretty good party. Everybody was late for practice, but Coach Keaton couldn't bust any balls because he was at the party too. Parker started laying on the compliments, but he skedaddled in a hurry when Travis came over. Haha. Wuss. That's okay. Travis knows what to do when he thinks a man might be getting a little too flirty with his woman. Take her home and remind her just exactly who it is she needs to be getting flirty with.

Travis got promoted to team captain. Even cooler than that, they want him to travel, all expenses paid, to China to study under some famous Chinese athlete. Isn't that awesome? Natch, he's taking me with him. Not like I gave him a choice. Haha! Honestly, can you even picture ME in China? Shocking pink and barefoot? I'll stick out like a sore thumb. How cool is that? LOL. I can hardly wait.